September 26, 2000: And then, right below that entry is a link to the hilarious "Everything I needed to know I learned from FPS" (and part 2):

Keep all your best stuff on ridiculously high pedestals.
Safes are overrated – the best home security is in really high pedestals, stacks of crates, and cubby holes in the wall. I've got all the valuables in my house in high places that require a rocket-grenade jump to get to. I'd like to see an intruder handle that.